The Fool-Proof Way To Get Your Own TV Show

If you're a talented artist, and are working hard on your craft, I want you to be offended by this.

If you're an artist, or an actor, and trying to have someone recognize your talent and hard work..

Forget about it.

Just go smoke crack, and you too can have your own TV show!

The Crack Smoking Mayor of Toronto, Mayor Ford is getting his own TV show, and you aren't.

So keep working on that Shakespeare monologue, and maybe the cameras will come watch you when Mayor Ford smokes Crack before seeing you perform in the alley behind where he SMOKES CRACK.

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